Flying Tortoise Information

Q: Can my kids under 13 attend the Kung Fu classes?

A: Short answer is not currently, we do offer a wonderful Capoeira Kids program that is perfect for the younger folk burdened by an excess of the wiggles.



Q: Do you offer belts? My pants don’t fit real well, I’ve been thinking of some sort of pants support device but am not super comfortable with shopping.

A: Brazilian JiuJitsu, being based on a Japanese martial system has belts and Capoeira has an analogous Cord ranking system. in Northern Chinese martial arts colorful achievement cloths are not so much a thing. But we do have spiffy “Achievement Stickers” for completing various levels of our “Schools Curriculum.”



Q: Can I have a fancy ninja suit with shiny ninja pants?

A: Absolutely, but School uniforms consist of a really nice school shirt that students are asked to purchase and wear after a month of training.



Q: If I challenge a senior instructor to a death match with my sick katana do we use Highlander rules or Kill Bill Volume 1 rules?

A: Neither, we have a codified Kung Fu Rules and Norms Handbook that does not allow sick katana duels but does cover how we operate.



If you have more questions, we’d love to hear from you at info@flyingtortoise.org

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